IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO ITTTTTT 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good.. I love afternoon sex 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Lord Sesshoumaru 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: ass grabbing 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: My parent's bed 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when _the guy started growling.. very loudly______ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: hmmmmmm fanfic 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: pleasure tape 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: i like handcuffs though 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: ass grabbing 11: Top or bottom? bottom 12: We were about to __have sex____ but then __my room mate came in___ 13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? it depends on how much time you have 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: sex toys and baby oil lmaoooooo 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Wet Wet 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: hearing the other person moan and when they cum 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: ass licking 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes... yummy 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yes 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? hmmm he was a social studies teacher and the sports coach.. 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: chocolate 23: How big is too big (peniswise): lmaooo (Jazz) BK forearm.. but something that is close to 11 inches is excessive.. it it uncomfortable in certain positions 24: One sexual thing you would never do: hmmm.. double anal penetration 25: Biggest turn on: biting 26: Three spots that drive you insane: ass, behind the neck, and inside of thighs 27: Worst possible time to get horny: when i'm sleepy 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yes :-D 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: trying to be quiet while the parent is home 30: How much fapping is too much fapping: hmmm never knew there was too much 31: Best sexual complement you ever got: hmm can't narrow them down 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: ceasar 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: sometimes.. it can be great but you can't get that extra push 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" --> "grab my ass, look at me, say no, say yes, walk past me, lemme grab.. etc." 35: What your favorite part of your body: thighs 36: Favorite foreplay activities:oral sex 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]---> catch me in three months 38: What do you wear to bed? a smile 39: When was the first time you masturbated: 14 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yes 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? two weeks ago 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? -->vibrator? 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? yes 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? yes 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? HYFR by drake and lil wayne lmaoooooooooooo 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? drinking 49: Most attractive celebrity? the Rock 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? nope.. i have an active imagination 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now --> 3 days old 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? NOPE 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? toe licking or sucking 54: Do you have stretch marks? yes 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks? i feel like tony the tiger but i'm learning to embrace them 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks? nope 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes.. its a power thing 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I FUKIN LOVE TATTS 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? AWESOME 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? pork 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? nope 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) vibrator.. 1 year 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? yes 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? hmmmmmm neither? 66: Do you watch porn? yes 67: How small is too small? lmao.. if i can wrap my hand around it not have to move it to feel the whole penis 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yes, because i don't believe in boundaries in the bedroom 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? hmmm.. N/A 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? yes 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? hell yes 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? depends on how long it has been 73: If you could give yourself head, would you? HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS 74: Booty or Boobs? BOTH 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it? THE GREAT I AM 76: Have you ever been on an official date? yes 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes, they threw away our relationship 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? booty work 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) no.. hell no 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?.. i would burn it 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina ... i was very interested